I FINISHED WATCHING THE VIOLET HOUR AND JOHN PACE SEAVERING IS LIKE WILSON CIRCA 1919 AND IF HE WAS A BOOK PUBLISHER INSTEAD OF A DOCTOR (AND HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN PUBLISHING HIS GIRLFRIEND'S BOOK OR HIS HOT BEST FRIEND'S BOOK. EITHER WAY HE'S GETTING LAID.)

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Robert Sean Leonard has the clean-cut good looks of an unremarkable businessman. He’s the ( Read more... )

THE BIG QUESTION ABOUT THAT PROMO IS WHAT WILSON WILL SAY NEXT.

I'VE FOUND IT OUT.

( WHAT WILSON SAYS TO HOUSE NEXT )

These events happened to me watching tonight's episode, so I thought I would do this comm a favor and post a PSA.

~BASED ON A TRUE STORY~

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JANE'S POST REMINDED ME OF MY PERSONAL CONVERSION TO THE CAUSE IN DEC '08. IT WAS HEADY STUFF, REALIZING THE DEPTH OF WILSON'S DICKITUDE AND HOW MUCH I'D BEEN BLINDED BY THE LAZY EYE OF EVIL. I WAS COMPELLED AT THE TIME TO WRITE THIS TRUE TALE OF WILSON'S LIFE AND CHARACTER. JANE ASKED ME TO POST IT HERE.

FIVE TIMES WILSON DIDN'T CRY FOR HOUSE ( Read more... )

Heya Hilson-lolists. As promised, here are some more screencaps that have suffered through my insanity interpretation. I blame my employer entirely for giving me several days off in a row in regards to these things' existence.


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I have an abundance of time and beer at my disposal right now. Still impatiently waiting for the new ep. And then these happened. I guess there are worse ways to kill time. They are few.

( IF YOU AREN'T A RETARDED 12-YEAR-OLD BOY AT HEART YOU PROBABLY WON'T WANT TO PLAY. )

HEY, GUYS! HEY, GUYS! GUESS WHAT!!!

DID YOU KNOW? OR WERE YOU TOTALLY SURPRISED BY THE BIG SHOCKER IN LAST NIGHT'S EP, THE WAY SO MANY FANS WERE?

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HOUSE IS A SNEAKY BASTARD
OUT FOR HIMSELFI KNOW! I WAS SHOCKED TOO ( Read more... )

"Awkward at expressing desire, he needs someone who’s emotionally immodest to force him into
the act of love."

THE NEW YORKER DESCRIBES WILSON.  OH, NO, WAIT, NOT WILSON.  THAT WAS WRITTEN BEFORE WILSON EVEN EXISTED.  THEY ARE DESCRIBING INSTEAD (REALLY!)  EVERBODY RSL HAS PLAYED IN A PLAY EVER.

CREDIT TO soophelia FOR FINDING THIS GEM.